Monday, October 27, 2008

My Personal Spook Alley

My heart was pounding and fear clutched at my throat, restricting my breathing, as I nervously surveyed my surroundings. Where was I? Not in a haunted house. Not lost. I was in a mall!! Apparently the scariest place around for me! I had forgotten how terrifying walking through a mall by myself is. It really does a number on my nerves with all the people and the noise and the mass confusion. I especially dislike the vendors in the middle of the paths who jump out in front of you shoving soaps and potent fragrances in your face. It reminds me of Mexico. I can hear them now in thick Spanish accents: "Almost free for you." I hope none of them spoke Spanish because most of the time I passed by I leaned over and pretended to be engrossed in conversing with Annalee, but was really saying the same thing each time (hey, when you're nervous, fresh ideas run low in the brain). One time I sped up to walk on the outside of someone else...they caught her instead. The last time I was fortunate to be on the phone with Lee and realized that was my ticket. From now on I'll just pull out the trusty anti-social device and avoid any human contact!


Coach Ann said...

I know exactly what you mean. I ended up buying a nail buffer just becasue I was being friendly and making eye contact with someone. The buffer was much too expensive, but because of it, I found another that worked well and was a lot cheaper. However, I still avoid teh mall if I can.

don&janet said...

I need to borrow Annie! I always tell them I'm in a hurry and don't have time. They look disappointed and I feel terrible, but I don't want to spend money on something I KNOW I do not need!